Last night, after doing the grocery shopping, Jen and I were loading up the trunk when we heard someone shout "Hurry up you bitches" from a nearby van. I immediately whipped my head around to see who said it so I could want to beat the shit out of the person but actually just give them a hateful glare. It turned out to be a 9-year-oldish girl. ( Read more... )

Had a very productive weekend, we did. We're both pretty much broke until Wednesday so really had no means of having fun outside of the home so we ended up cleaning out closets and such. Damn but I've got a lot of shit. It appears as though I've never gotten rid of my childhood so we now have about three trashbags full of Barbie stuff from the ( Read more... )

I have a gynecologist appointment this afternoon. My new doctor is a MAN. *cries* I know that I am getting far too worried about this but there's a reason I'm a lesbian. I don't really like the idea of a guy being down there. The only reason I have decided to go to this particular doctor is because he comes highly recommended by just about ( Read more... )

Okay. I've been a good girl and have done as I was instructed.  I'm not done with it yet but I'm pretty close, they just finished their OWLs. So tell me, is this a normal reaction?

I feel something akin to sympathy for a certain Professor Snape.

He of the nastiness and sarcasm. I still hate Umbridge, now more than ( Read more... )

You know who you are. I'm slogging through OotP and Harry is basically way too bitchy for my tastes. I'm only half way done with the book and I'm wondering if I should just skip ahead to HBP or continue to let book 5 try my patience. I already know that someone dies in this book. I also already know who dies in the next book and how it's done ( Read more... )

We have a mouse. Somewhere in the apartment, there is a little, brown mouse. I hate it. Somewhere in the apartment there may be a little brown mouse that is stuck to a glue trap. I am freaked out by this. We laid out two snappy mouse traps and two glue traps over the weekend and this morning one of the glue traps came up missing. I honestly ( Read more... )

Jen and I have been frequenting the Shelter Gardens fountain here in town, at one time we'd be there almost every night after she was done with class. Every single time we've been there the children that showed up felt compelled to run around the perimeter of the fountain. Not just walk around it, no, but full out run. Quite a few took pretty ( Read more... )

Good lord it's slow in the office today. I've actually redone Word documents that didn't need anything done to them just to give the impression of work. Blah. There was also something that I was going to write about but because of the boredom or the heat or whatever I've completely forgotten it. My mind is a total blank. Nothing in it ( Read more... )

Alright, despite how hard it was to do this for Jen she wanted me to follow suit and be a lemming. Ta da. Hey, btw, what does meme actually stand for or mean ( Read more... )

I have hit a new low. I just used the phrase "freakin awesome" to describe a recycle bin. It's a set of tall, slim Rubbermaid bins designed specifically for cans or magazines or whatever and I'm making myself look even more like a dork for going on about them, aren't I? Damn.  I still think they're cool.

When we saw War of the Worlds last week ( Read more... )