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- Sun, 13:37: Wordle 505 2/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Well, that was unexpected
- Sun, 17:17: TFW 1. The software you need has updated beyond your knowledge. 2. You keep being interrupted while watching the release webinar 3. for household decisions 4. and your kids decide not to come home for the dinner you put in the crockpot this morning. #freelanceMom
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- Fri, 19:20: TFW: 1. You're working on a freelance project 5. The project's software has updated beyond your competence 2. You're interrupted for household decisions 3. You don't know when your partner will bring home dinner 4. Your kids have changed plans AGAIN #freelanceMom
- Fri, 21:43: RT @ laughcrycoffee: May we all be as self-assured as my ( Read more... )
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- Thu, 17:58: Just realized I don’t know how to relax. So if you see me lying around, I’m actually studying.
- Thu, 21:47: RT @ MumInBits: I asked my twins to think about who they want to invite to their 6th birthday party and so far they have Theo Coco Freya Bat…
- Thu, 21:53: RT @ RBReich: Memo to the media: Please don't say inflation is at a 40- ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 14:37: RT @ WholesomeNote: https://t.co/SYdQbJrXXy
- Wed, 15:26: Our oral surgeon's online history form asks for the patient's and insured's drivers license numbers but doesn't allow the patient to say, "I'm #adopted. I don't know my family medical history." Guess it doesn't matter where the patient came from, just that they can leave.
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- Tue, 12:55: Our oral surgeon's long, obnoxious online medical history form has space for the patient's and insured's drivers license numbers (WTF?) but gives none for the patient to indicate I AM #ADOPTED. I DON'T KNOW MY FAMILY MEDICAL HISTORY. #adopteeTwitter, does this happen a lot?
- Tue, 22:28: RT @ ThreatNotation: "music speaks to you" the ( Read more... )
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- Mon, 21:29: RT @ ThreatNotation: https://t.co/rXUQIkRI4C
- Mon, 21:41: RT @ jimrosecircus1: This is what happens when grandpa is a homicide detective and agrees to babysit. https://t.co/bkushGdJzD
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- Tue, 14:37: At this point I kind of hope my 19yo will just stop doing laundry altogether and have to eat her way out of her room
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- Mon, 21:21: I have failed at more things than most people ever try. https://t.co/DhmIhd6lWp
- Mon, 22:41: Agreed. Nobody told me that so much of parenthood would be suppressing laughter to show respect for a small person who was being very serious. https://t.co/Dp9Gx3Tuda
- Tue, 07:00: I’m just a wife, trying to sleep after 5 AM, wondering ( Read more... )
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- Sun, 17:04: Wordle 491 X/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 Aaaaugh! Broke my streak!! @ stephfuccio
- Sun, 22:13: RT @ pro_worrier_: 22yo: I think I’m ready to have kids. Me: My 6yo woke me up at 730 am to show me she had learned to dribble a basketbal…
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- Sat, 08:21: Showed my 18yo the swim fins I used to wear when I took him swimming after we adopted him. He put them on and is now flopping down the stairs like a 5’11” frog.
- Sat, 08:24: If you adopt someone who looks different from you, you can give them the makeup in your bag that isn’t right for your skin tone. Follow me for more parenting & ( Read more... )