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Okay, I've made this thread and all new D&D geekiness will hereby be placed here
for inspection by my few geek friends.
First a couple of D&D related quotes which I found to be amusing.
Order of the Rock Initiate (PrC): When asked "what is truth?", the Initiate grunts,
eats a live pig, and hurls a 50lb. rock crushing four people...
(To understand this one you have to read the flavor text for the Order of the Bow Initiate
PrC from Complete Warrior and know about the Hulking Hurler build on the Optimization boards.)
Incite DM's Wrath (Ex): Once per day, upon bringing your character to the game table,
you will be smitten in the head with a blunt instrument and wake bound and gagged in a crate at the docks, the torn and charred remnants of your character sheet barely visible
in the gloom. There is no saving throw to resist this effect.