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Now that I'm a little more coherent after that tour de force (reading superb fic first thing in the morning is deadly, makes me NOT want to go to work and read boring engineering), can we have a biography on Kate? Or is there one and I've missed it.

Re: Kate's most recent post.

I AM NOT WORTHY.

Sloane, that is beyond terrific.

[...] it's travelling through nerve instead of veins, making his muscles jerk and clench at the jangle of it, the absolute jolt of being wanted (he can hear it in her voice, and he has never had this, had never known it enough to even miss it, how had he fucking lived?) [....]Ummmm, dude. DUDE. The fact that in the middle of the hottest cheesecake ( Read more... )

cheesecake pr0n tigged, btw. sorry for the wait! m'feeling tiggy again, rawr.

eta: um, didn't mean to fish for anything, but i felt guilty having slacked off a bit. um. as you were.

I debated whether to post this in my LJ, but decided it belonged here because if I wasn't a total lotr_porn whore it wouldn't have had anything but the most miniscule impact. If the mods want me to move it, I will. No worries. But every now and then, writing and real life collide into a nuclear winter thing and when that happens you just have to write about ( Read more... )

Okay, Uncle Ian and Nephew Nic get my vote (like BIG time) for absolutely the most twisted relationship in lotr-porn. See latest installment of "Cooking with Ian and Nic." This is not a value judgment, just an observation that if someone in Bumfuck, Iowa, read our beloved Pornsite Saga, Ian and Nic would be their posters boys for rotting in hell. For ever. ( Read more... )

Ummm, is anyone else having an insane amount of trouble tearing their eyes away from Scarlett's cleavage everytime they refresh the porn journal?

That pink tanktop icon is ... very pink.

Updates to the killer Nic/Ian scene, in June. Warning for a bit of light BDSM and D/s and OMG it's so hot if you're at all kinky -- don't read at work!

Update update update!! ::flails::

::shakes lotr_pornI need more! More Keira and Bill and the cheesecake and final frontier and Johnny and Jack and the fateful phonecall and is Elijah going to audition right then for Johnny and will Scarlett get there in time to audition too and what did Nic give Keira for her birthday and are Scarlett and Keira going to ( Read more... )