I saw a hooker at lunch today.
No, seriously. There was a hooker on the corner as we drove by.

I seriously like, dreamed about god damned zombies last night. In third person. I was apparantly some sort of schlep with a camcorder, following my brother and someone who looked like, well... me, as we galavanted through a downtown Santa Rosa cut off from the world by a zombie-inspired military cordon. All sorts of people showed up in it, too. ( Read more... )

I am reasonably certain that I would put a bullet in a man for white cheddar cheeze-its.

Phone calls. All damn day and well into the night.
I got flashed. And grind-danced on.
The cops showed up at 5 am because we were being loud and rowdy.
I woke up way too many people with the drunk dials.
I think I lost one of my t-shirts.

So I got far too drunk and called a bunch of people. You all know who you are, and I apologize for anything anyone might have screamed at you. Not really, though, because my phone calls are awesome.

The house of painGuido ( Read more... )

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✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
× I own lots of books.

× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.

× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I ( Read more... )

No, seriously. I was being an idiot and got pulled over for doing 50 in a 35. Wheeeee!
My Car also got towed, so now I have to go get that out.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Dc 99!

I killed Daisho the floating eye, Aibohportposie the kobold, Arrna the minotaur, Little Mage Guy the floating eye, Daoutlaw the giant spider, Rurounifalcon the leprechaun, Darlid01 the kobold and Dreg4life the gelatinous cube.

I looted a Figurine of Gharbad, the Amulet of Paintball, the Sceptre of Winterbear, the ( Read more... )

Hooray for business trips. My flight to Van Nuys leaves at 8:35 am, so I have to leave town here at around 5:00 am. Fun ( Read more... )