Harbinger of joy and the obesity of the coming generations

[dcdumbass]

I was just out risking permanent sinus damage in the blizzard of pollen that is northern virginia and I;ve come accross a couple of observations. I want to quickly share these before I go off to finish my workout

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[mountain_douche]

I think to enhance the comedy of this situation, you should carry around a giant sunflower, giving the appearance that you are gentle. God knows I've seen that dog rip your dads fucking face of with it's teeth, so it would only be funnier for the big man to be kind while the little dog is pure evil.

Actually, I think the funniest situation would be for Tippy to bark and growl at people, and then when they're like "Hey, this dog is pretty fiesty!" you shove a banana cream pie in their face and honk your nose like a horn.