I'm really starting to worry about myself...

[dcf]

Most of you, who have been out on a night of drinking, dancing and destruction with me and then stayed at my house have probably witnessed the strange phenomenon of my post-partying ritual. For those of you who haven't, for some inexplicable reason I tend to hide all of the important things I have taken out with me that night (eg house key, wallet

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[beaney]

Have you considered it genuinely slipped off the table onto the floor?
xox
Luck!

[dcf]

lol yes. i looked everywhere obvious. i eventually found them. they were in my diary. i remembered putting them there as soon as i found them. went out driunking last night and hid everything when i came home. luckily someone saw me doing it so they could tell this morning. i also made an awesome scene at the pub. good night, good night. good luck going out with your red shoes!