How to address various kinds of animal

[dclayh]

Dog: "Guten Tag, Herr Hund!"
Turtle: "Saluton, little buddy!"
Cat: the xkcd or T.S. Eliot methods are acceptable.
Rabbit: "Herr Doktor Professor Bun-bun."

and new today,

Cardinal: "Greetings, your eminence."

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[willskyfall]

*wince*