It's official, I'm getting my dick pierced in 2 weeks.

I'm drunk but I have some new years shinanigans to write about. Tonight I had an awesome time but I pretty much fucked up all plans I had with Meghan. Fuck! I did however accomplish one of my life long dreams tonight, that was pretty cool. I'm gonna go make pizza rolls suckaz.

HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GOD DAMN DOOR

Sledding is more dangerous than you'd think. I tried to use my sled like a snowboard on a big hill and almost got knocked out tonight. I think that was the hardest I've ever hit my head. I also bent my knee sideways.

I hope everyone else is having happy holidays, but mine just went to shit. Seriously why does this always happen to me...

I'm tearing this whole mess down if it means you'll up and turn me out, and it probably will probably will. It probably will. Now the rapture in my chest turned cold, I'm shaking baby come home and hold me til we're bones.

Z-Unit ain't nothin' to fuck with. If you ever see this mother fucker (Zubatron) you better hide cause you know he'll be rollin' with Zuventude (myself), Zukkuz, and Zilch.


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Robot Ron's Fight Team > A Lion > 42 Cambodian Midgets

boobs, haha

yep.