...What the hell.

[theman_inred]

...where the hell are we. I sure as hell didn't plan a vacation anytime soon.

[TEAM SEXYTIEMS GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE NOW. VERGIL, NERO, TRISH, LAURA, REBECCA, VANESSA, AND AGNUS. TEAM SEXYTIEMS GO GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOO~]

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[savetheredqueen]

Don't look at me... [Rubs his head, reaching for Red Queen- no dice.] The hell-

[missdoitherself]

[Looking confused and kind of annoyed to suddenly find herself standing in a port on the edge of the jungle with a group of strangers. She's wearing cut-off denim shorts, a red tank top and a button-up white shirt.]

...well this is just great.

[theman_inred]

[He's noticing Nero and Rebecca now, O HAY GAIZ HAVE A JACKASS GRIN HERE.] Hey kid. Been a while, huh? Looks like we're stuck here.

[Goes to reach for Rebellion and E&I and- whatta ya know, they're not there.] I think someone has a bad sense of humor, heh. Great.

[missdoitherself]

[The jackass in the red coat looks familiar, like she's seen his picture before or something. But it's his voice that does it.] ...Dante?

[computertan]

Welcome to Jurassic Park! Where science and technology make humanity's wildest dreams possible.

I see you're currently at the port! The ferry isn't running at the moment, so please head either northwest or southwest to have a full and satisfying park experience! Or would you like to look around the port first?

[fillmydarksoul]

Let us start this adventure!

[theman_inred]

You got it, babe. I say we go northwest. Never hurts to look.

[missdoitherself]

...I wouldn't call it an adventure.

We should keep moving. Maybe we can find another way out of here. Northwest is as good a direction as any.

[computertan]

You've come along towards a tour road. There is an abandoned Jeep sitting on the rails; the windows are smashed in and it looks like it's been sitting here for quite a while. You can hear vague roaring in the distance...

[moarpower]

[ Doesn't care about the roar or smashed up car. Because, he is not at all worried about the dinosaurs causing them any harm at all. Humans, maybe, but that is none of his concern. ]

Oh, goody.

[savetheredqueen]

Nope. [Nero grins as he cracks the knuckles on the Devil Bringer, the demonic limb glowing slightly]

Stand back, kids. I got this one.

[computertan]

In addition to the flares and binoculars, there's also a crumpled map in the glove compartment, if anyone thinks to look inside.

Remember that roaring? Turns out there's an inquisitive Brachiosaur coming over to investigate; he lowers his head down to the jeep curiously.

[theman_inred]

[Meanwhile Dante's trying hard not to laugh at Vanessa's reaction. Typical for a human, he's used to seeing out of the ordinary by now though.]

Plant eater, huh? Relax, babe. I'm sure he's just curious. [Aaaaaaand just to be a smartass, the man in red lifts his hand to the Brachiosaur, unafraid of it whatsoever.]

[missdoitherself]

[So the dinosaurs are real, then. Rebecca's stunned, unable to believe what she's seeing. The Brachiosaur is huge, bigger than anything she could have imagined, and...what the hell is Dante doing?!]

Dante! What are you doing?! Be careful!

[computertan]

The map is helpful, but a helicopter? You humans are such optimistic people. It might be best to hurry... it looks like storm clouds are on the horizon.

[lol_angels]

[Well sorry for getting our hopes up B|. Agnus shoots a dark, monocle'd glare at the sky.] And I'm sure nobody thought to bring an umbrella, did they?

[lol_angels]

[Oh, hey, slutty spoke up :|]

...What. N-no, thank you, and you needn't lower the tone like that.

[These angel jokes have gotta stop, srsly. He just pulls a 'why me' face at that.]