HAHAHA you know there is an issue when your therapist says "why were you even in a relationship like that? what could you have been getting out of it?"

Funny thing happened tonight. I went to someone and apologized for offending them to have them say, "Oh I wasn't offended at all, I didn't even know you said it." Imagine my surprise as I've felt like shit for offending someone that I didn't mean to offend at all, to only find out that they didn't care. The funniest part of the whole thing was that ( Read more... )

i watched someone's eye get ripped out of their socket on national TV. That's really weird.

After you die...
the Beetlejuice Waiting Room

After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.


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it is fucking ridiculous that I'm the bad guy when I say something every fucking day. But god forbid people that usually don't say it say it once in a fucking lifetime...and I'm the asshole. I'm the one not doing enough. I'm the one that's fucking up. for once, don't dictate my emotions to me. Don't fault me for not doing enough when I do exactly ( Read more... )

how did I get this bad?

Keep the noise low ( Read more... )

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tomorrow might be the day I die ( Read more... )