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So I come into work Friday, and there's a fax sitting on the fax machine that looks like someone's ID from a distance. A coworker mentions it's been there since the night before and no one knows why this guy faxed in his ID. He's probably one of our drivers ( Read more... )

So I coasted into work Friday on gas fumes, figuring, “no problem, I'll tank up at lunch time.” I log in to my phone and PC and head for my morning diet Dr. Pepper (wow, it tastes more like regular dr. pepper) and discover I left my wallet at home. Uh oh. No big deal I think. I've gone hungry plenty of times, and I only have to make it till 18:30, ( Read more... )

Dear Satan,
Enclosed is a parka, gloves, and a scarf for you. Here's why.
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Happy Birthday Abdul!!

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I was reading schizosavior 's LJ when I saw the mention of the "South Park DDR episode" OMFG What!? I downloaded the episode the moment I got home and sure enough. What a riot. The DDR clip is here (5 MB) if anyone wants to see it ( Read more... )

Wow, I mentioned yesterday the evil girl I used to work with got fired. That aint all. Looks like the reason was that she was indicted this week along with 5 other people for fraud against Goodyear, where they all used to work. According to the newspaper: "While working in Goodyear's customer service department, the three allegedly generated ( Read more... )

Random crap post
I'm feeling very blah today. Dunno why. No good reason why. I had a pretty decent day yesterday. *shrug ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a couple days. Not that it hasn't been eventful, I've just been quite "busy". Between 1) staying up late on a work night, 2) getting my drink on, and 3) ddr'ing my brains out, I've done 2 of the 3 every night in a row for the past 4 days or so. The most notable part of this is that I haven't been getting much sleep. I thought I ( Read more... )