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Work n stuff
So it's a lovely day outside, the sun is shining, birds are migrating back, people seem happier... except I don't get to find out because I'm currently working daily in our suite at Level 3. It's a 16 foot by 60 foot air conditioned server room with no windows, and one very large steel sliding door. I'm the only one in here. All I can hear is ( Read more... ) -
Got me car fixed
Had an A service, MOT, boot release fixed, exhaust fixed, CAT replacement pipe fitted, and OH MAN IS IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
In other news O2 is shit. They will be getting a kick in the nutz from me tomorrow oh yes they will!
Oh yeah and Fall Out Boy's new album is actually really good! -
Birthdays
So many birthdays around this date. Never really gave much thought until I noticed a present someone got my dad, which had all sorts of facts and figures on about the date they were born ( Read more... ) -
Most useful text ever!
From: O2-UK
From O2: Beat the Monday blues. Cheer yourself up with free downloadable comedy clips every Monday in Oct. Call 2112 free. Stop SMS send 'Stop Txt' to 81145
Ooh free stuff every Monday in October you say... shit! Damn me and my non time travelling phone :( -
Chavs
I bought Mum some nice flowers on the way home from work. Typically, there are some chavs hanging about on the street.
Chav #1 sneers: 'Nice flowers!'
Me: 'Thanks!' I beamed. 'I'm sure your mum will love them!'
Chav #1: nnngngng
Chav's mates: 'ahhhhhhh'
Can you say owned? :D -
Lets copy everyone else.
ZXJQJZQXQJZ
Z
is for
Zappy
X
is for
XXX
J
is for
Juicy
Q
is for
Quiet
J
is for
Joyful
Z
is for
Zappy
Q
is for
Quaint
X
is for
XtRemE
Q
is for
Quintesential
J
is for
Joyous
Z
is for
Zippy
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Oh man
Who is owed money by Ricky?
Well if you are fed up of waiting, you'll be pleased to know that
A) He has a proper job now
B) He's spunked his money on a Cobalt Flux.
If anyone wishes to collect their money, he'll be at Bedford Quasar on the 23rd of September. -
eBay-tastic!
Check out this load of old shit!
no wait, it's mine... in that case, check out this load of excellent stuff to purchase at very reasonable prices from a trustworthy seller!