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[ddrson]

"theres a warning on curling irons. it says 'do not insert this curling iron into any orifice.' What happened to good old fashioned foreplay?" ~Bill Engvall

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[turticushi]

u can love yourself, just don't LOVE yourself.

[ddrson]

i can LOVE myself if i darn well please.

though the only problem is if i ever stopped LOVING myself and just wanted to be friends with myself, but myself was still involved with me, i might have to distance myself from...myself. and that could get rather messy. id need a scalpel.

[turticushi]

so u LOVE yourself often? hence "LOVE"....nevermind.