ZOMG!!!! I opened my mail today, and found that I had been added to some mailing list I didn't recognise. Sounds spammy, you say? Well, I figured out what the mailing list was, and this is why I was added to it. *swoon*
Have you ever been afraid... ...of cats that shoot lasers out of their mouths... ...cows with guns... ...or frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?
Well rest assured... ...for they are all harmless. At least compared to...