Dear Diary - A List
Dear Diary,
As time marches on, so do the things that need to be tracked.
Hammocks still owed: 1
Hammocks won in battle: 1
Hammocks unwittingly fallen asleep in: 1
Dinners owed to others: 5 and counting. I wonder if speed dining could be applied?
Dinners owed to me: 1
Assassination attempts: Not quite 1
Times fallen overboard: 3/4 perhaps? Fortunately Callisto was on hand to haul me back on board. I did lose my drinking money.
Back rubs given: 1
Beds made: 1 but destroyed by extra large muddy paw prints. Jabbers you will pay!
Hounds that should be cast out of the kennels: Yes, I'm looking at you, Jabbers.
Shirts loaned: 2 but the first suits the lady better than it suits me. The second was returned with the hint of a dare.
Toes stubbed on rocks kicked at the thought of such dares: 3 on the right foot!
Mention made of my pants: I've lost track.
Visits to Silverspire: 1 and what, pray tell, is a batigator? Must ask Lady Wolf for clarification.
Threats made to anatomy: 2 Lady Nia spoke of my arm and below the belt.
Trade Contracts to negotiate: 1 Lady Nia is going to speak to the Regent about that trade exploitation negotiation.
Announcements of intent: 2 - might get around to the monsters next week, will need to check my schedule.
Fascinating Weir Rituals learned about: 4
Lords of the Weir I know to discuss their perspective about one of the above rituals with: 1 but Niklas makes me nervous.
Translations made: 1 'I will bite/hurt you' is roughly translated to 'I like you and won't tear you into little bitty shreds just yet'.
As time marches on, so do the things that need to be tracked.
Hammocks still owed: 1
Hammocks won in battle: 1
Hammocks unwittingly fallen asleep in: 1
Dinners owed to others: 5 and counting. I wonder if speed dining could be applied?
Dinners owed to me: 1
Assassination attempts: Not quite 1
Times fallen overboard: 3/4 perhaps? Fortunately Callisto was on hand to haul me back on board. I did lose my drinking money.
Back rubs given: 1
Beds made: 1 but destroyed by extra large muddy paw prints. Jabbers you will pay!
Hounds that should be cast out of the kennels: Yes, I'm looking at you, Jabbers.
Shirts loaned: 2 but the first suits the lady better than it suits me. The second was returned with the hint of a dare.
Toes stubbed on rocks kicked at the thought of such dares: 3 on the right foot!
Mention made of my pants: I've lost track.
Visits to Silverspire: 1 and what, pray tell, is a batigator? Must ask Lady Wolf for clarification.
Threats made to anatomy: 2 Lady Nia spoke of my arm and below the belt.
Trade Contracts to negotiate: 1 Lady Nia is going to speak to the Regent about that trade exploitation negotiation.
Announcements of intent: 2 - might get around to the monsters next week, will need to check my schedule.
Fascinating Weir Rituals learned about: 4
Lords of the Weir I know to discuss their perspective about one of the above rituals with: 1 but Niklas makes me nervous.
Translations made: 1 'I will bite/hurt you' is roughly translated to 'I like you and won't tear you into little bitty shreds just yet'.