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[deaconmc]

ok a bit more baby stuff, but i am turning into that guy so, deal or skip

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[goth_poser_guy]

Its fun to picture you being all "dad-ish".

By the way, I have the baby hand sign book if you are interested in learning baby-hand sign language with your child.

[mfelps]

We have, for some inexplicable reason, a CD of classical called "Smart Babies" with songs supposedly picked out for just such an endeavor.

Personally, I'm thinking you need to get her started on Massive Attack and Zero 7. Coolest baby in the world.

Or you could turn her into a super-nerd via injection of chiptunes, Final Fantasy music, and a sampling of MC Chris.

[deaconmc]

im going to stick with the mozart effect, and not spread out experimentaion to other less complex forms of music.

but yah, some zero 7 later will be on the list.

[cgronlund]

although, that probably means she'll be a big toby keith fan and love ceramic animals.

True, but one day she will be able to emit the frequencies from classical pieces as a weapon. It will start with the day you hear the shattering of a ceramic menagerie over the low humming from Mozart's Requiem, and end the day Toby Keith goes missing.

The phone will ring. You'll answer.

"Daddy," she'll say. "I've figured it out..."

You won't be the only person on the planet who hears the most beautiful and perfect tone emanating from your daughter's mind, bringing about world peace and a state of happiness mankind could never imagine...

[mfelps]

Her name is a killing word.

[deaconmc]

sweet. let the fan fiction begin.