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been a bit underground lately, but hopefully everyone had a snazzy holiday.
forced off work for two weeks, and on baby watch, not too much to tell.
mel and i show up at the hospital tomorrow morning at 6am for inducement, and then we'll see what happens.
keep you posted.
D
forced off work for two weeks, and on baby watch, not too much to tell.
mel and i show up at the hospital tomorrow morning at 6am for inducement, and then we'll see what happens.
keep you posted.
D
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I can do it for half the price--today!
But act now, because it's part of my New Year's Day Marathon of Madness!!!
Deacon, we are talking INSANE deals!!!
If you sign up for the New Year's Day inducement program, your baby will be hand-delivered by BILLY MAYS and you get to cut the umbilical cord with a Ginsu Knife! (Free engraving with your daughter's birthdate on the blade, and we'll ship it to you for just $1.99!!!
But wait--there's more!
We'll also throw in a set of Ped Eggs for that at-home spa experience (emery boards included!) and K-Tel hits of the 70s for when you want to get a little funky.
How much would you expect to pay for all this? $1,599.99?
NO!!!
$1099.99?
NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!
$499.99?
ARE YOU INSANE?!
We're giving away this incredible package--today only--for just $19.99!!! We'll even resurrect the ghost of Earl Scheib to personally paint your car if you call today!
Call now, Deacon. Operators are standing by to take your order...
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Nothing could be better for a new father and mother than seeing their newborn with the absorbing powers of the Sham-Wow!!! (It holds 20X its weight in liquid!)
It lasts 10 years!
Clean your daughter...and then clean your car!
There is no stopping the absorbing powers of the ShamWow!
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