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Mar 13, 2009 09:58

happy friday! is it friday? im not exactly sure. although im wearing jeans, so either that means its friday or i am woefully under dressed for the office.

im enjoying coffee today! as some of you may know, i quit my three cup a day habit several years ago. but ive been having a cup here and there as of late, and i don't know why i quit! its like ( Read more... )

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raisedbypuppets March 13 2009, 20:10:22 UTC

Are you afraid of the robotic raccoons? I want to do this feme.
1. I have over 300 spatulas.
2. I only eat foods that are orange.
3. My parrot is Obama's speech writer.
4. I smell dead people. When a ghost is near, they speak to me in fragrance language or "fragluage".
5. I have a sentient brazier that is obsessed with daytime television and makes me watch it.
6. I think butterflies are tiny aliens sent from the future.
7. I believe I was re-incarnated from a 12 inch replica of the Eiffel Tower.
8. When I was 11, Ronald McDonald came to me in a dream and told me never to eat a filet of fish sandwich.
9. I once played yo-yo with Yo Yo Ma. He was surprisingly bad at it.
10. My brazier is telling me that it is time to watch Project Runway.

deaconmc March 14 2009, 06:35:52 UTC

fragluage... im still trying to pronounce it

raisedbypuppets March 14 2009, 15:06:14 UTC

FRAY-GLAGE. frAglAdz- n. any of various methods of communication with deceased people using odors, vapors or scents.
e. That guy told me in flagluage that he was in a nasty boat accident and wants to find his missing oar.

mfelps March 14 2009, 03:38:28 UTC

1. I once shared my water with Muad'Dib.
2. I dropped out of college to work in the CIA's remote sensing program.
3. I crossed swords with Magellan, to his shame.
4. Aaron Burr fathered me on a goat.
5. I am a very small cheese.
6. [Answer redacted]
7. My left foot is a transplant.
8. My time travel experiments account for both Deacon's missing trip and the Robotic Raccoon Rebellion.
9. I opened the doors inside my mind, but all that was there was a little girl holding the remains of a popped balloon.
10. When I first saw this feme, it made me remember my future, and the times we'll have...before the darkness falls.

deaconmc March 14 2009, 06:38:02 UTC

this is like 6 good short stories.

fourth trip was to the future, so i dont know the effect. but you must have traveled with me in my future and the adventure has yet to be corrected in my mind. thats the only possible assumption

raisedbypuppets March 14 2009, 15:07:47 UTC

What color was the popped balloon? This is very important!

mfelps March 14 2009, 15:31:15 UTC

Red, with black stripes.

cgronlund March 14 2009, 13:18:32 UTC

The best femes in the world are created by Deacon McClendon ( ... )

mfelps March 14 2009, 15:32:59 UTC

I already knew #9.

akedz March 14 2009, 15:13:08 UTC

The Robotic Raccoon Rebellion was, in fact, the name of the band John Lennon put together after the Beatles broke up. It was bigger than McCartney's Wings but many of the songs had subliminal back-up singing by Yoko Ono. When beamed into space on standard radio waves, the songs will so annoy the alien Moofoonderplegs (for whom nothing is subliminal) that they travel back in time and space to select a local agent to eliminate the band. They originally select Mark, thinking him the ultimate nihilist (having read Earth's future history), but have to reassign the task to Deacon when they discover that Mark's dark sense of humor actually creates the band. It was either that, or destroy the planet.

The point of this tale: NO ONE LIKE TO HEAR YOKO ONO.