There was this retarded cheerleader (okay, so that phrase IS just a tad redundant) who was telling me about how she broke up with this guy when she found out he didn't eat meat. Not because he had ever said anything to her or given her any shit, but "Because, like, god wants us to eat animals. Duh!" She looked ready to explode from crying after I still hadn't stopped laughing ten minutes later. She was also mormon, which I think I should mention because I also find that funny. That went right up there with "Global warming wou-n't be a problem if Micartee would have kill-t all da camoonists in da fiftees."
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That went right up there with "Global warming wou-n't be a problem if Micartee would have kill-t all da camoonists in da fiftees."
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