Really, there is no scientific evidence or anything, but I'm pretty sure that popping out a kid zaps some parts of your brain and enlarges other parts so you are never able to properly string thoughts together. For instance, while I was writing this, here is what my brain was doing:
It bye-bye Dominic is definitely the mom AAAH! Is Aria awake??? Oh, no, just the cat making noise crazies. Hands down.
la la la, gosh, it's cold out today, better dress the kids warm Motherhood is a permanent psychosis.
Really, there is no scientific evidence adjust shirt, nurse baby or anything, but I'm pretty sure that popping out a kid Oh, Aria left a banana peel on my desk. Gross. zaps some parts of your brain and enlarges other parts so you are put down baby, fix shirt never able to properly string thoughts together.
Oh also, we do vaccines too and while I'm no fond of poking/injecting stuff in my baby, here is my justification:
If your baby has a negative reaction to the vaccine (like, really rare really bad negative reaction) the government has programs specifically designed to help you & your child. If your kid gets whooping cough, you basically get to feel really bad that it was preventable. No assistance from the government for that.
yeah and they'll help you out if your kids end up with autism. but then how much can anyone help a parent with an autistic child. the point is, it's not easy figuring out how to best keep your child safe, and I hope I have a lot more time before I have to deal with it.
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it may very well be yours
and if it's not yours
it can be for the
low
low
price
of free.
You just gotta figure
out how to get it to work.
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with a killin' spork even
so, um
like I'll have my people call your people
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Motherhood is a permanent psychosis.
Really, there is no scientific evidence or anything, but I'm pretty sure that popping out a kid zaps some parts of your brain and enlarges other parts so you are never able to properly string thoughts together. For instance, while I was writing this, here is what my brain was doing:
It bye-bye Dominic is definitely the mom AAAH! Is Aria awake??? Oh, no, just the cat making noise crazies. Hands down.
la la la, gosh, it's cold out today, better dress the kids warm
Motherhood is a permanent psychosis.
Really, there is no scientific evidence adjust shirt, nurse baby or anything, but I'm pretty sure that popping out a kid Oh, Aria left a banana peel on my desk. Gross. zaps some parts of your brain and enlarges other parts so you are put down baby, fix shirt never able to properly string thoughts together.
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If your baby has a negative reaction to the vaccine (like, really rare really bad negative reaction) the government has programs specifically designed to help you & your child. If your kid gets whooping cough, you basically get to feel really bad that it was preventable. No assistance from the government for that.
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and I DO like blaming the government
so much better than blaming myself
which I hate
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not as much as i used to!
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