Fortune time!

[dead_end_story]

I will now read my fortune cookie:

Keep an eye open for an opportunity.

Damnit, i thought i was gonna get something good, what a peice of shit fortune.

Comments

[thegoomba]

Try reading that the Californian way. By adding "in bed" to the end.

"Keep and eye open for an opportunity in bed."
Now isn't that a better fortune?

[dead_end_story]

Well, i would certaintly think so. But Id much rather close my eyes. Im scared!