Ok, last year during Hurricane Jeanne I jokingly proposed the theory that the increased intensity of recent Hurricane seasons were caused by an al Qaeda Weather control device. It was funny, we all had a laugh, partly because we were drunk out of our minds. Hell, what else are you going to do for two days when the entire city is on lock down? ( Read more... )

Flying Spaghetti Monster, ftw. Finally a religion that makes sense...


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This has to be the funniest addition to scrabble.

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Oil Industry PWNED!!!1!!11"A group of scientists are going to present their breakthrough in hydrogen storage this Wednesday. In contrast to previous storage mechanisms, this method binds hydrogen to a pellet which is completely safe to handle at room temperature. While bound in this medium no hydrogen loss occurs, enabling hydrogen to be stored ( Read more... )

...goes out to Ray Nagin, Mayor of New Orleans. Why? In a time of inevitable crisis, this man sat on his hands, completely decapitating the local New Orleans government, debilitating any efforts of actually protecting his city from impending dire peril. This man is no hero. Instead, he complains...and complains...and complains...and blames everyone ( Read more... )

This is our TsunamiDear A.J. Holloway, Mayor of Biloxi ( Read more... )

Bloody fricken cool. Hope this survives the peer review process...

Speed of Light not so constant any more

More on Nasa's Impotence Problem

Interesting blog article on the failures of the Space Program and the human imagination. I agree with dfordoom for the most part. Many of the hopes and dreams of space exploration are light-year sized pipe-dreams ( Read more... )

The price of a cup of coffee increased $.10 at the student union over the weekend. This won't be a problem because I'll just use all the money I've been saving from cheap Florida gas prices...ha, morbid Monday humor.

Damnit, and now all the Coke machines are Pepsi and are more expensive. What the hell gives? Who the fuck actually likes Pepsi?

Moved into a new house and bought a new car--to replace the one that was stolen. This all occurred within the week. I have been haggling and dealing with no-good salesmen and anal retentive landlords. Needless to say I have been rather busy juggling research, web mastering, moving and car shopping. This has all mixed together in a rather ( Read more... )