Losers' Lounge

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As much of a B-lister as you have to be to wind up as a player on Celebrity Poker Grudge Match, you have to be even more stuck in mid-level mediocrity to wind up as the celebrity host, Steve Something, a man with a smile that's meant to be charming and comes off as smarmy and shows too many teeth. Trina cannot for the life of her remember why he

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Chad takes his elimination with good grace, of course, wishing the rest of the contestants luck as he heads towards the Loser's Lounge.

(It probably helps that this time he doesn't have to remove any clothing.)

He flashes Trina a smirk before settling in for the gory details of the interview - which, fortunately, does not include any questions on the positioning of his hand, leaving that detail for the canny observer to interpret themselves.

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Fortunately, most canny observers have better things to do than watch this program.

Trina waits until Steve has gone back to discussing the game with the expert before looking at Chad and laughing.

"I guess we should have worried about that competition after all."

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"I'll have you know," Chad says, affecting the British accent he'd used for his cameo in the film Money Did In Fact Buy Me Love, "that as a gentleman I couldn't exactly let you sit out here alone with these - shady characters, could I?"

He takes a sip of rum-and-coke.

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Trina recrosses her legs and leans forward slightly. "And they say chivalry is dead," she says, and her English accent is better than his British one.

"I suppose that's as good an excuse as any for going all in when you didn't even have a pair."