Fat Elephant Gets Treadmill

[dead_inside_666]

They tell me I'm supposed to care

Comments

[bluetruedream]

oh man. so was it the koalas PETA wanted to protect from you?

[aqueous_sammo]

Dear dead_inside_66

When you write
Your stupid poems
You are
Playing tic tac toe
On my face
With sledge hammers
Filled with dynamite
And Hello Kitty paraphanalia

Seriously
It made me want to hang my teddy
In wistfull metaphorical amazingness
But mr. teddy
Wouldn't like that
So I drew a sad face on my big toe
And tied a noose around it
With dental floss

I hope you're happy.

Samuel "The Dark Ice Footed Boobie Of Fetal Death" Johnston

[mulberryswirls]

You are my HEROES.

I just needed to say that.

[marbletrickwire]

i love biting things.

[intrepidhero]

Why do I have so little trouble imagining you randomly biting people with reckless abandon?

[find1songglory]

oh but she DOES

[aqueous_sammo]

yeah... like my SHOULDER.

[burntwonderland]

losers.