"We also sell fruit."

[dead_rockstars]

Today, my little sister was eating a piece of cake and for reasons unknown, she spun around really quickly. Her cake flew off her plate and landed (frosting-side down) with a perfect squishing sound in the dustiest corner of the room. She stared in shock at her ruined snack and said sadly, "I guess the ten-second rule doesn't apply in this case

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[specs_is_sex]

Two things.
You coulda woulda shoulda been Spider-Man!
And you get to interview old fat Portuguese lesbians.

[mystiegreen]

Ah, i love it when people do spontaneous things for no reason. For example, one Thanksgiving my then approx. 10-yr-old cousin had gotten up for some more water, and when he came back to the table he randomly said, "Boy, Benjamin Franklin was strong!", which didn't pertain to anything going on that evening. i loved it.