Maybe I'll be the one that you like best.

Jan 15, 2006 22:59

I'm getting a kitten soon and I fully intend to name it "Schmildü Jones ( Read more... )

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specs_is_sex January 16 2006, 11:43:49 UTC
You also have horrid reflexes.

And the fact that being a leader of such a country as Bosnia and Herzegovina will only make you A) be identified as a supporter of terrorism by such countries as the USA or the UK, B) you'll probably be murdered by someone that you may have trusted before or someone that you let into the workings of your regime on the information that a friend of yours worked with him in a run down Brazilian Taco Bell, C) or you'll get the 294th seat in the UN (are there that many?).

Oh, and you can STOP worrying, Miss I'm-Number-11-in-my-goddamn-class-but-still-have-the-self-esteem-of-a-horribly-obese-twelve-year-old-girl.

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dead_rockstars January 20 2006, 21:33:16 UTC
It makes me sad how little faith you have in my ability to run a small nation.

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mystiegreen January 19 2006, 22:41:17 UTC
Or you could be a trapeze artist/dictator. That way you can really impress the masses.

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watchtheworldie January 20 2006, 04:10:35 UTC
you're number 11?! yay! that is the best knews I have heard in a while, and all the people above you are crap or have no reading life. I think where ever you go, you at least need the threat of a firing squad, although I would feel bad about killing people. I would then make them write a lot of stuff and correct ghetto-fabulous kids' papers. Who needs college? We will go travel Europe. ps there still is a circus and I think you would be a great elephant girl or perhaps you could do something cool like be a stilt clown who juggles; I have always wanted to be able to juggle and be a stilter.ehh..yeah.

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