I blew my nose yesterday and it started hemorhaging. I had to tilt my head back while I rummaged around for some tissues, causing all the blood to flow down my throat and pool in my mouth. It felt like I was drowning. Luckily, I found the tissues and stuffed one up my nose. I used up about ten of them, but I survived. Whenever I get nosebleeds ( Read more... )

I never fail to make an ass out of myself. Today in chemistry we were learning about the shape of some electron path that looked like a figure eight and a sphere combined. "It's a sphigure eight!," I yelled out in a momentary outburst of Tourette's. It figures the one time I say something that's loud enough for the whole class to hear, it would ( Read more... )

I don't usually go out of my way to piss people off, but when I accidentally do something that bothers someone, I cherish it as a small victory. So was the case yesterday in art class when this belligerent, Draco Malfoy-esque kid got paint on his Rocawear sweatshirt that his step-mother probably purchased for him in an attempt to make it seem like ( Read more... )

My dad said that I always look like I'm about to die. I like that ( Read more... )

I had a horrible dream involving algebra last night. I was in math class taking an painfully long test. I had gotten there late for some reason and only had fifteen minutes in which to take said test. All the lights in the room had been turned off except for the overhead projector light which was shining directly in my eyes, making it virtually ( Read more... )

The Colin Meloy show was sold the fuck out.

No one listened when I said to buy the tickets ahead of time.

I feel like I'm the punch line to a joke that the whole fucking world is in on.

Sorry for everyone who wanted me to get them stuff from it.

Colin Meloy on Monday! It had better not snow at all ( Read more... )

The only cool thing about this bloody day was that St. Valentine was beheaded ( Read more... )

Speaking of bayonets, I half-jokingly asked my parents if they could buy me one and much to my amazement both said that they had some kicking around; one my uncle gave my dad from the Gulf War, and a few at my grandfather's house. Sometimes it's nice to have parents as randomly strange as I am ( Read more... )

Chelsea gave me her Modest Mouse CD. It's pretty cool. Thanks Chels ( Read more... )