Today Trevor, Chelsea, Specs, and I went to Ms. Lima's house. She made us brownies and tea. When I become an old lady I want to be just like Ms. Lima. She had tons of books all over her house and two cats named Clarence and Frankie. I can't even describe how awesome it was to hang out with her. She even liked my baby-eating poem, but she said ( Read more... )

Mrs. Jardin put that my "writing skills need improvement" for a comment on my progress report. Oh, how that made me laugh. You're a fucking history teacher, not an English teacher. Stupid woman. I never once said anything when she handed out tests that were littered with sentence fragments and incorrectly used verb tenses. Where does she get ( Read more... )

My throat cells are exploding ( Read more... )

Went to the mall and the Factory of Terror today with Trevor, Kyle, and the other Liz. It wasn't scary at all but there was a guy dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow who was walking around with a bottle of rum. Everyone but me drank energy drinks before they went in so that it would enhance the experience. Trevor had two. I think he was acting a ( Read more... )

I finally finished The Grim Grotto. Absolutely grand ( Read more... )

We have to get rid of our trampoline so that the landlord won't get sued if someone dies on it ( Read more... )

I'm convinced Trevor's mom hates me for some weird reason. Whatever. I've been nothing but polite to her for over a year. Trevor gave me his candy necklace tonight. That made me happy ( Read more... )

Slept over Karen's with Chels on Friday. Me and Trevor brought donuts. We all watched Sylvia which is a damn good movie ( Read more... )

My dad keeps talking to me about college and how I have no motivation to do anything. Go me ( Read more... )

I wore my special duck sweater with the sparkly star on it today; the one that people tell me I look like a Dr. Suess duck from some movie whenever I wear it. Duck Liz ( Read more... )