It's almost Smurf-chan's birthday!!
OH GOD! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR HER!! I SUCK SO BAD!! FUUUUCK!
Don't worry Smurfy! I swear it!! I'll find SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU OR I'LL...I'LL...I'll make something up. *nod*
Don't worry Smurfy! I swear it!! I'll find SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU OR I'LL...I'LL...I'll make something up. *nod*
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iyou: Nothing relevant to the post, so shut up and lets go already.
Smurf: Nuh-uh! (digs through pile of movies) Look! (thrusts DVD in iyou's face) Big Fat Liar! My little cousin loves this movie! Lets do this one! Because it's all about making stuff up, and Deadypooh said she'd make something up, so it's totally relevant!
iyou: You have a movie for everything don't you?
Smurf: (ignores iyou & continues to ramble) ...and the antagonist in the film gets dyed BLUE! How cool is that?! Because Smurf's are blue, and I'm a Smurf, and this post is about my birthday. I'd rate this movie, two and a half little blue men starring in a movie with a moral lesson, out of five little blue men starring in a movie with a moral lesson... but then the floor would get all sticky with blood as I'd have to cut a little blue man in half... so lets just say two.
iyou: Yup, a movie for everything, and a mind like a plastic sieve. *sigh*
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