omg...DMX is freaking hilarious

[deadbeauty]

I was checking out gossip sites, cause I do that during the workday when I need a break, and came across this:

DMX did an interview with XXL magazine...just read it and you'll get why it's so freaking hilarious

here's a link to the whole interview http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=20332 but I'm gonna paste the best of it here.

(DMX INTERVIEWING WITH XXL

Comments

[structurefall]

omg WIN. i now want DMX to be president.

[not_eurotic]

ESPECIALLY for the "last years"!:)

[deadbeauty]

ditto. he's better than the real candidates :P

[davidlucas]

[mysterc]

DMX cant run. Hes a Felon. But the inaugaration Party would be off the hook---sorry the hizzle.

Now for runnig mates and the cabinet!

[baconmonkey]

Keeping in line with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession

Veep: Queen Latifa
Secretary of State: Mos Def
Secretary of the Treasury: Tupac's Corpse (cuz nobody brings in more $$ with less effort)
Secretary of Defense: Will Smith (Already kills aliens and zombies a lot)
Attorney General: Chuck D
Secretary of the Interior: Cowboy Troy
Secretary of Agriculture: Snoop Dogg
Secretary of Commerce: Sean "Puff Diddy P. Daddy" Combs
Secretary of Labor: James "hardest working man in show biz" Brown's Corpse
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Sir Mixalot (everyone will have a healthy butt to shake)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Eminem
Secretary of Transportation: Master P (Gold Tanks for everyone)
Secretary of Energy: MC Hammer
Secretary of Education: Bomani "D'Mite" Armah
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: George Clinton
Secretary of Homeland Security: LL Cool J

[hellgirl44]

HAHAHAHHAHA that makes me giggle.

[hellgirl44]

Bitches would be chanting DMX instead of USA. The hood would be an even funner place to visit!

[deadbeauty]

Kensington here we come!!! lmao...

[hellgirl44]

HAHHAHAHA

haha

[dulce_de_sangre]

lol i also check out gossip sites when i'm at work.. they make me laugh, they take the edge off the graveyard shift. My favorite right now is Dlisted...

"What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here."...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Re: haha

[deadbeauty]

I read Dlisted sometimes too! My work blocks some of them so I normally read I'm Not Obsessed, Celebwarship and The Blemish