i should be happy for him...but please...someone shoot me...

[deadbloodierose]

Body: Rough Sex, make it hurt, rip the pants and rip the shirt.
Body: Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.

Giving oral sex massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543

Comments

[failure_ending]

...where the hell did you get those kind of statistics

[deadbloodierose]

two words:: nikki... and... email... XD

[failure_ending]

LOL I should known better. Wait no... Actually. Nevermind. Yeah.

[deadbloodierose]

lmao yes you should have...and hey! whats that supposed to mean?!!!