Sex instructions by prof. dr. src. Marin SmartyPants Zrile
OKie. so yeah.. fooled ya!!! no sex you pervs =P
J/K
My name is Marin, I am 21 years old heterosexual male. *waits to see reaction and then takes deep breath* Today we will talk about sex and sexualy related topics. *smiles when sees shocked student's faces* First we will start with the basics.
As you can see, when subject A, grown up male (will be known as a Boy now on), meets subject B, grown up female (will be known as Girl now on), and they're both heterosexual or bi-sexual, they feel uncomfortable in their clothes and go to either boy's either girl's home or in some cases to a hotel/motel room, or bathroom in first club/bar, or in boy's or girl's car, or in the woods, or.. anyways.. as I was saying, a boy and a girl have sudden urge to get their clothes off and they do so. Now we got to the part where is censored. But, *rises finger trying to shock the students* I have surprise for you. We will go even further into these unexplored wathers of reproduction of homo sapiens. There are few ways to make love *sarcastic face* or how I prefer to call it fuck mindlessly till your eyes pop out. *face of an sado mazo maniac* *looks at the shocked faces* Just kidding. Your reactions are funny. As I was saying, there are many ways of making love. One is sensual and full of emotions (which would be called making love),the other way is just rip off your clothes and penetrate as hard and as fast you can with sadistic and mazohistic elements (which I would call fucking 'till your eyes pop out and your body bleeds out), and there is off course (for the ones who has to study for the test) the way without taking all the clothes off (just the necessary parts) and doing it for five mins tops (which is known as the quickie). I personaly prefer the first one. The second one I find kinda repulsive *makes eeeewwwwww face* and the third is not so fun. *hears doorbell* um.. Escuse me for a second. *leaves* *comes back* So where were we? As I was saying.. what was I saying? Oh, Okie. Some people like it doggy style
, some like it to woman be up
.. um.. sorry.. *raises voice looking at the picture* I said woman on top of the man
um.. *yells* Are you deaf??? It seems that our volontuers won't cooperate. Never mind. *thinks* That would be all for today. We will continue tomorrow. Thank you for your time and study this really hard cuz there will be test tomorrow. Have a nice day. *goes off to meet his right hand*