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[deadboxoffice]

Wow... out of nowhere... worst evening ever.

Damn. I knew my streak was too good to last.

To anyone I've ever offended: I'd rather have you as my friend than my enemy. Let me know how I can be a better influence on your life, and I'll do my best.

Much love to everyone,

-Shawn

Comments

[deadboxoffice]

...and it's 9:30pm and I haven't even left work yet.

[bradwinkle]

Let me know how I can be a better influence on your life, and I'll do my best.

Do you know how to make origami paper George Washington-style hats out of money? I need to learn how but have no idea where to begin.

[lizzyfur]

ummm, is this shawn or did someone hijack your lj?

if it is shawn, you have to understand that being part of the attractive, fun, cool crowd means that you're always going to have enemies. i'm sorry that you are so fun and awesome. blame your parents for your looks.

[deadboxoffice]

Thanks. :)

[rockyangel]

I am sorry sir, I hope things get better for you.

[hilarymax]

You have never really offended me per se but shit Shawn you need to learn to treat me like the goddess that I am! Never ever forget that!

[deadboxoffice]

Expect sacrificed animals on your doorstep every morning from now on.

[hilarymax]

Good now you're talking!