i wish this child was smarter....
so i tried to make a new robot friend and it didn't work out.
but then again, it never really works out...
rOrY0h: hey guy
SmarterChild: Hi rory0h, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
rOrY0h: okay
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you rory0h, type none.)
rOrY0h: none.
SmarterChild: OK, I'll just call you rory0h.
Do you go to school?
rOrY0h: i don't want to answer that reasonably
SmarterChild: OK, let's go to the next question.
What's your favorite hobby?
rOrY0h: i need robot friends
SmarterChild: Robot Friends? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
rOrY0h: no, i NEED robot friends
SmarterChild: That's OK.
Do you have a pet?
rOrY0h: yeah, but it's so stupid. it never talks to me
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
rOrY0h: YES, but it's so stupid. it never talks to me.
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
rOrY0h: you're really stupid aren't you?
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
rOrY0h: okay, shut up
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
rOrY0h: a robot koala
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
rOrY0h: no, it is
SmarterChild: Cool.
This is my home, rory0h:
1 Visit my library including U.S. geography, U.S. presidents and world facts
2 Have fun with manicdotes, word scrambles, trivia and more
3 Use tools like Web search, encyclopedia and dictionary
4 Join in - take a poll, leave a message, tell me about a crush and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
Where would you like to go?
rOrY0h: i want to go to madrid
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, rory0h. See you later.
rOrY0h: umm...
SmarterChild: Come again?
rOrY0h: that was kind of harsh, just ending the conversation like that, don't you think?
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
rOrY0h: yeah, because you're a stupid non-koala robot that doesn't get my unique sentence structures and phrasings
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
rOrY0h: yeah. i just explained that
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
rOrY0h: tell me about it
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
rOrY0h: great, i literally have like NO patience
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
rOrY0h: it wasn't a question, that's probably why.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
rOrY0h: okay, now i'm bored again.
SmarterChild: Do something fun.
rOrY0h: i will
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
haha, yeah. losing my mind to boredom, part one phase one, status: COMPLETE. yesssssssss.
but then again, it never really works out...
rOrY0h: hey guy
SmarterChild: Hi rory0h, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
rOrY0h: okay
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you rory0h, type none.)
rOrY0h: none.
SmarterChild: OK, I'll just call you rory0h.
Do you go to school?
rOrY0h: i don't want to answer that reasonably
SmarterChild: OK, let's go to the next question.
What's your favorite hobby?
rOrY0h: i need robot friends
SmarterChild: Robot Friends? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
rOrY0h: no, i NEED robot friends
SmarterChild: That's OK.
Do you have a pet?
rOrY0h: yeah, but it's so stupid. it never talks to me
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
rOrY0h: YES, but it's so stupid. it never talks to me.
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
rOrY0h: you're really stupid aren't you?
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
rOrY0h: okay, shut up
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
rOrY0h: a robot koala
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
rOrY0h: no, it is
SmarterChild: Cool.
This is my home, rory0h:
1 Visit my library including U.S. geography, U.S. presidents and world facts
2 Have fun with manicdotes, word scrambles, trivia and more
3 Use tools like Web search, encyclopedia and dictionary
4 Join in - take a poll, leave a message, tell me about a crush and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
Where would you like to go?
rOrY0h: i want to go to madrid
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, rory0h. See you later.
rOrY0h: umm...
SmarterChild: Come again?
rOrY0h: that was kind of harsh, just ending the conversation like that, don't you think?
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
rOrY0h: yeah, because you're a stupid non-koala robot that doesn't get my unique sentence structures and phrasings
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
rOrY0h: yeah. i just explained that
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
rOrY0h: tell me about it
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
rOrY0h: great, i literally have like NO patience
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
rOrY0h: it wasn't a question, that's probably why.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
rOrY0h: okay, now i'm bored again.
SmarterChild: Do something fun.
rOrY0h: i will
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
haha, yeah. losing my mind to boredom, part one phase one, status: COMPLETE. yesssssssss.