Today's Epic Fail (So far)

[deaddesire]

-I knocked a brand new carton of soymilk all over the floor in my kitchen
-I forgot my lunch
-I can't find my $400 electronic dictionary. hahaha. Here is hoping it is in my elementary school bag.
-thus, I cannot (easily) practice japanese at work today
-I have misplaced my TOA application
-I don't know how to file taxes

Wheeeeeeeee! It's only 8:42 am

Comments

[comme_un_buddha]

Ochi tsuke, Aleppi. Zenbu umaku iku sa. We're going to have a tax-filing party where we eat delicious food to trick us into thinking it's fun, then when we're finished we'll get drunk and raid magic world so we can yell things like "FUCK THE IRSSSSS!" into microphones without bothering anybody. Just close your eyes and let the mantra surround you:

Llamapi llamapi llamapi llamapi.....

[ofnaivete]

Just like when I dropped an entire growler on the kitchen floor of your mod!