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[deadendcrush]

I should be in a worse mood than I am. Administration is putting their foot down and now we only get a half hour a day to be on line. What the fuck is THAT all about? On top of that, one of my clients had an attempted suicide today. He swallowed a bunch of pills and was taken to the hospital after he started telling everybody that he was God (

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I'd like coffee, black, and please hold the shit

[pilarcruz]

Why does work have to be lame? Is that where you are? At work? Who is administration? It sounds Orwellian. It could be worse. You could be in South Korea with a yeast infection.

Just kidding!

Just watch Office Space and drink a lot. You'll feel better.

What Exactly Do You Do Here?

[deadendcrush]

"I deal with the customers so the contractors don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people!! Can't you understand that!!? What the hell is wrong with you people!!?!!"

I love that movie...

I think it might be hard for me to contract a yeast infection. Heh.

Sir, do you have odiferous discharge?

[pilarcruz]

Actually, it is possible for you to get a yeast infection. First of all, if you are uncircumcised and your partner has a yeast infection, you could get a yeast infection on your penis. It is also possible, but rare, to get it on a cut cock. You can get them in your mouth if you take steriods, particularly steroid inhalers. I got one in my mouth when I had mono, as if having mono wasn't gay enough.

Re: Sir, do you have odiferous discharge?

[deadendcrush]

Well it's a good thing I'm cut then. :) Good thing I don't take steriods either. I just naturally have the Adonis (sp?) figure. Lol.