-- Name: Jess
-- Birthdate: 11/14/85
-- Birthplace: San Diego, CA
-- Current Location: Cheboygan, MI
-- Eye Color: Brown
-- Hair Color: Blackish brown, soon to change
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
-- Innie or Outtie: Innie
// series two - describe
-- Your heritage: German, Native American, Dutch, and stuff
-- The shoes you wore today: My black ones with the silver stars <3
-- Your hair: Right now - up in bobby pins and clips with my bangs coming down. Really - just down and straight
-- Your eyes: I already said they were fucking brown *gags*
-- Your weakness?: Stuff... Emo guys.. HOT
-- Your fears: Stuff
-- Your perfect pizza: Lots of cheese and pepperonni
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: Well, I wouldn't mind finding a good guy. That's any girls' goal, right?
// series three - what is
-- Your most overused phrase on aol : *Scrolls through* "Ahhh"
-- Your thoughts first waking up: "Shut the fuck up"
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Would it be wrong to say clothes? If so, hair.
-- The best Name for a Butler: -insert husband's name here-
-- Your best physical feature: You're joking, right?
-- Your bedtime: Whenever I pass out
-- Your greatest accomplishment: Realizing that I deserve good things
-- Your most missed memory: Anytime in middle school
// series four - you prefer
-- Pepsi or coke: Pepsi, but I prefer Diet Coke over Pepsi soo...
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King for chicken tenders, Micky D's for fries
-- Single or group dates: As long as I get mah date I'm happy <3
-- Adidas or nike: Adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ewww
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla, unless it's chocolate AND caramel [shut up, I'm picky]
-- Cappucino or coffee: Ewww
-- Boxers or briefs: Boxers... MmmMmm
// series five - do you
-- Smoke: Nope
-- Cuss: Yep
-- Sing well: Nope
-- Take a shower everyday: Try to
-- Have a crush(es): A few here and there
-- Who are they: A few kids that I'm sure you guys don't know *innocent look*
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yeah, but I'd rather be lusting - it's so much easier
-- Want to go to college: Nope
-- Like high school: I'm just starting to
-- Want to get married: Hell no
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Yep, it's sad
-- Believe in yourself: Only recently
-- Get motion sickness: Nope
-- Think you're attractive: Haha Good one
-- Think you're a health freak: Ohh, even better one!
-- Get along with your parents: Sometimes. They do piss me off a lot [or at least my mom]
-- Like thunderstorms: Yep
-- Play an instrument: Yeah... right
// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- Drank alcohol: Yep
-- Smoke(d): Nope
-- Done a drug: Nope
-- Have Sex: *Glances at
Nicki*
-- Made Out: Yep
-- Go on a date: I don't remember
-- Go to the mall?: Yep
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No, but I eat the Oreos that come in the Lunchables
-- Eaten sushi: Fuck no
-- Been on stage: Yep, I was the speech agenda manager for the elections \m/
-- Been dumped: Nope
-- Gone skating: Nope
-- Made homemade cookies: Of course
-- Been in love: Nope
-- Gone skinny dipping: Shhhh.
-- Dyed your hair: Nope, not yet. Soon tho
-- Stolen anything: Yep
// series seven - have you ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: Yep
-- If so, was it mixed company: Uhh Yeah
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Nope
-- Been caught "doing something": Haha Yes
-- Been called a tease: Yes <3
-- Gotten beaten up: Nope
-- Shoplifted: Yep
-- If so, did you get caught: Nope
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Nope, and I still don't
// series eight - the future
-- Age you hope to be married: I'm not getting married
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 2, 1 girl - 1 boy. Raven Winter -insert last name here-, and Haden -something- -insert last name here-
-- Descibe your Dream Wedding: Someone else's
-- How do you want to die: I agree. "Comfortably"
-- Where you want to go to college: I don't want to, but I'm going to Northwestern
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: A chef [not "cook", CHEF! :)]
-- What country would you most like to visit: Right now? None. I'm too scared to walk outside and take a piss
// series nine - opposite sex
-- Best eye color? It doesn't matter
-- Best hair color? Jet black *heart races*
-- Short or long hair? : Whispy
-- Best height: Taller than me
-- Best weight: With a good "build"
-- Best articles of clothing: A hoodie with baggy jeans and a chain.. MmmMmm
-- Best first date location: Don't care, as long as it doesn't blow
-- Best first kiss location: As long as I get my kiss! My first kiss with Dan was at a party and it was in a sunroom. That was pretty cool?
// series ten - number of
-- Number of girls I have kissed in my life: 2, maybe 3
-- Number of girls you have made out with: 1, I think
-- Number of girlfriends you've had: None
-- Number of boys I have kissed: At least 7
-- Number of boys you have made out with: 5?
-- Number of boyfriends you've had: 2
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: None
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 5
-- Number of CDs that I own: I don't know - they're all over the fucking place
-- Number of piercings: 2, soon 4 <3
-- Number of tattoos: None, soon 2
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Three times baby! That's right
-- Number of scars on my body: A lot... mainly on my knees. I got a big gap where my eyebrow ring used to be *sniffs*
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: 4 I live with regret :) is for
Steve because he wanted me to fill it out for some God unknown reason.