Rescue Me Before I Fall Into Despair

Apr 03, 2003 22:42

Alright, where are all my little schemers?! I need a plan to get my mom to buy me clothes because I need new ones. :'( But she pinches her pennies so there's no hope in just flat out asking, "Hey mom, wanna get me a shirt or two?" *Sighs* I need Audie's to hurry and open up.


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I <3 when you miss me :) the_dotted_line April 3 2003, 21:30:50 UTC
We can scheme up a good plan between the two of us I'm sure, and yes...you aren't the only one that wants to sprout the opposite sex's genitalia. I'd love to be a woman for like a day or 2. With a guy's sex drive, I'd be trying all kinds of horrible things out...it'd be a true nightmare for any normal woman...Oh...is that a broom stick *drools*...Oh oh oh, check out that hot dog. As far as hooking up with a dude for booty when I was a chick...That's a definite no...maybe another chick though! Awww yeah. You'd sleep with me right ;)

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Re: I <3 when you miss me :) deadfallenstar April 4 2003, 09:53:07 UTC
Could we? Then hurry up and get online so we can!

Dude, a broom?! What the fuck - ouch. All your inanimate objects that you chose to stick up your cooch aren't that great. Sleep with a guy! It'd be funny ;) Then you can think "Man, guys really can't hold out" :P

And are you saying that I'd sleep with a chick? Thanks :P

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Re: I <3 when you miss me :) the_dotted_line April 4 2003, 13:34:14 UTC
Ok...let's hypothetically say we both switched sexes for a day. You would then see how fucking hard it is to try and last out until a woman reaches orgasm. For any guy that says it's easy, he's lying or has an amazing method of losing focus...and fellas, don't believe your woman every time she said she got off when you did. Women are lying, no-good demons that laugh at us every time we fail. On a seperate note, I'd sleep with you during our 'switch' and then I could laugh my fucking ass off when you finished way before I did...then you could also see how painful it is to transition from your first to your second...ah, that's great times while your body tries to focus more energy than it ever should have too...also, don't think your womanly focus would work, because it wouldn't. :P I'll talk to you later sweetie, have a nice weekend *huggles*

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deadfallenstar April 4 2003, 09:49:26 UTC
*Gasps* Is that the ever so elusive Dave Murphy commenting in MY journal. No, it couldn't be! He doesn't have time to talk to lil ol'Jess anymore.

[You rule too ;)]

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lllslinklll April 5 2003, 23:09:07 UTC
BIAC FIAME: hey daniel
lll slink lll: wassup? heh
BIAC FIAME: nigga remembe DFO aight.. otherwise.. if you talk to ms. jessica bloom.... tell her this is the only way to get a hold of me... and its the most effective aight.. and that i lover her much.. I'm sorry. and for you.. that well..... I'll see you soon... keep up with me through the internet aight cuz thaz is the way that you can bennnifit from conne3ction the most aight ??
lll slink lll: yeah man definately, what do you mean by DFO?
BIAC FIAME: don't worry my associates will include you when need jus know thatt you have complace to belo9ng if you need too aight (ignore the 9 aight ).............
lll slink lll: lol okay no prob

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deadfallenstar April 6 2003, 18:59:52 UTC
Dude, was he fuckin high when he said that?

That's weird. I haven't talked to him in almost 3 years! Awwww... SA!

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