I had another zombie dream... it was amazing ( Read more... )

I am in love with Leslie Feist.
listen to her at listentofeist.com.


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I have had Substance by New Order in my car's cd player for at least a week now.
But right now I'm taking a break from it with Dark Funeral. I like their music.. though, their "look" is a little over-the-top...


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Me: i hope nobody comes around and hears me listening to "Good Vibrations"
Rachel: hahha that would be funny
Rachel: i think getting caught listening to that would be worse than getting caught masturbating

so, i was an hour and a half late for work the other day. they haven't given me a write-up yet. so that's good.
a weird old guy came over and sat by me on a park bench.. it was odd.
i made a myspace account. Because i was bored.
I bought 3 Mazzy Star cds.
and, i killed a few prostitutes.
that concludes my update.

this is fucked up but amazing:

http://www.alldumb.com/item/11984/

"You know there are a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they
don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you." - Silent Bob

a philosophy to live by:

"Dead girls don't say no."

I was watching Reno 911 the other day..
and I heard a great knock knock joke told by a serial killer that ate people's faces.

"Knock knock."
- "who's there?"
"Jethro."
- "Jethro who?"
"Jethro 'em down the stairs and I'll stab 'em with my screw driver."

laugh.

i'm going to Traverse City this weekend with my family. my grandparents live there ( Read more... )