[Accurséd Eden] [April Fools' Event '09]

[deadly_lance]

Hey. People. Yeah, you, pathetic beings

Comments

[theysaidiwasmad]

This sounds intriguing and I wish to know more.

[deadly_lance]

Sure. See, all you need is about a hundred of people (or more; the more the better, after all~) and possibly some Red Water (but you might as well omit that, apparently). You draw a huge circle on the ground, put the... ingredients mentioned above inside and clap your hands and do some sparkly tricks and TA-DAH! You're done.

So, you up for the job?

[theysaidiwasmad]

That sounds awfully mystical. What am I even trying to make here?

[deadly_lance]

Well, it is irrelevant at this point, but if you really want to know...

Philosopher's Stone.

[shadesofevil]

Does this involve tentacles? Because I can totally get on that.

[deadly_lance]

Oh, there will be tentacles alright.

[shadesofevil]

Hot.

I mean, uh, mmmmyes, excellent.

[velvetassistant]

When you refer to legendary artifacts of dubious existence, I am afraid countless items of the ages flash through my mind! Perhaps the demonic spear, Gae Bolg, or the legendary Gates of Babylon. Why, I have several omnipotent orbs left in my closet, I believe, just collecting dust...

[deadly_lance]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just get me Philosopher's Stone.

kthx.

[velvetassistant]

I am afraid that is in no way how I handle my affairs. I am not a philanthropist. We must somehow barter.

[deadly_lance]

How about Philosopher's Stone in exchange for your life?

[sore_feet_man]

*hugs her and shoves his face in her cleavage*

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[deadly_lance]

...

Hey.

Get out of there.

[sore_feet_man]

*puppy dog eyes*

*well. eye.*

[deadly_lance]

... 'Kay, you can stay there.

But only till the end of this event.

[fluorite_flux]

Oh, is that what this is? *finds a glowing red stone in the lint of his pocket* I was wondering what I had made here.

[deadly_lance]

Good boy.

Now give it to me.