(Untitled)

[deadman42]

I have a surprise! SHH! It's a secret from everybody. It's pleasant though, it's not one of those "I contracted genital herpes!" surprises. When i think about it now, it's exciting, but very few other people should be excited about it. hum. now this feels anti-climactic and like a big let down. sorry guys.

Comments

[hathakleen]

Brendan, you're so dumb. You know why? Because if you actually didn't want people to pry into this surprise, you WOULDN'T HAVE POSTED AN ENTRY ABOUT IT.

I must conclude, then, that if you are not the dumbest, you must actually be trying to get people to bug you about your secret. Let me ask some questions, to which you may answer yes or no:

-Does it have anything to do with anyone other than just you?
-Is anyone going to ever find out?
And, most importantly,
-If I knew this secret, would I be excited about it like you are?

Please answer truthfully. I have to know if I should let the back of my mind get interested in this or not (it probably will anyway).

[deadman42]

-Yes
-yes
-perhaps.

And to pique your curiosity, it DOESN't have something to do with a girl like most of my "i'm happy and excited" secrets do.

[iguana_lady]

shoot.
That's totally what I thought it was.

[hathakleen]

Hmm, how interesting! If you don't mind, I would like to ask:

-Does it even have anything to do with you?

Also, I'm not sure if it's tonight or tomorrow (or both) that you're having an ultra Nerdfest Night (I'm terribly jealous in any case), but if you're not busy tomorrow night, would you be interested in coming to the drive-in with some of my family and hopefully Leigha, who I will be asking tomorrow morning? Because it's the last night for Transformers/Shrek 3 and that would be kind of fun, and it's only really worth it if I invite someone else because it's carload night and so instead of paying by person it's by car - in other words, the more people you can stuff in a car, the better. I would like you to be my other person, if you would be so kind as to decide to come. Or to be able to, whatever.

Also, tell me your secret, you jackass.

[iguana_lady]

BRENDAN
you RASCAL.

Now you actually have to tell us.

P.S. You owe me a frisbee.

[deadman42]

I know this.

[deadman42]

Yes, it has to do with me, my past, the past, idiocy, and redemption

[iguana_lady]

And we're sure this is a happy secret, right?

[deadman42]

absolutely!

[iguana_lady]

[heart]

you dork you.