God help us, a full year.

[mr_publius]

It has come to my attention that this august community is nearing its first anniversity; a mysteriously backdated post aside, the first entry was on the 22nd of February, 2005.

The question arises: what ought to be done to celebrate it? Wine? Song? Hookers?

Comments

[_addp_]

Hookers? Mais oui! Let me call mon fils -- I think he knows a few.

[sanzio_spirito]

Ah ha! I shall bring a copius amount of naked lady paintings some tasteful paintings that we may all enjoy viewing.

May I also suggest a vat of wine, sir.

[komnena]

May I also suggest a vat of wine...

All the better to dip thyself in? *g* My scribe tells me of lewd modern painters who actually render images with their own naked forms.

[seventhpillar]

I've tried nude art before,but not with very much success. My Arab friends didn't very much appreciate the nude sculpture of my friend that I placed on my roof. Now that I think back on it, that might not have been a very good idea, though I see no vulgarity in it. The gaps between cultures are great and should be kept that way.

I'm fairly new in this community, but I'd be glad to take part in celebrating its anniversary.
-T.E.L.

[dante_gabriel]

Wine!

Women!

Wombats!

I beg you to excuse my absence from the festivities, dear sir, but I suddenly feel quite overwhelmed. I think it best to take to my bed for at least two weeks. Best to send a maid or kitchen boy with a cup of tea to restore my fragile nerves.

[sanzio_spirito]

Ah, I see that I shall have to bring you some tea to revive you with, Signor Rossetti.

*changes into kitchen boy costume*

[eliza_hamilton]

My dear sister Angelica said she'd be willing to help with making a celebration! Maybe this time I won't catch you peering down her dress, Alexander?

[i_am_providence]

Tea and hookers. How fortunate that I arrived here so close to a celebration.