Fairy Tale Time

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It has been far too quiet here. Fortunately my typist's evil friends have introduced her to new entertainments. One that she claims "harkens back to her youth" is called MadLibs. You can find an electronic version here. Fill it in, and paste your answer. No cheating! Use the first version you wrote. I shall post mine as well, in a comment so

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[le_beau_fersen]

Once upon a time there has a young LOCKSMITH named AXEL. He was THOUGHTFULLY SITTING in the WEIRD forest when he met SPARKLY ALBERT, a run-away SOLDIER from the HORRIBLE Queen MARIE-ANTOINETTE.

AXEL could see that SPARKLY ALBERT was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his FRIGHTENING SPAGHETTI. SPARKLY ALBERT was thankful for AXEL's SPAGHETTI, so he told AXEL a very EVIL story about Queen MARIE-ANTOINETTE's daughter LIA. How her mother, the HORRIBLE Queen MARIE-ANTOINETTE, kept her locked away in a TOWER protected by a gigantic LIZARD, because LIA was so TINY.

AXEL BIT. He vowed to SPARKLY ALBERT the SOLDIER that he would save the TINY LIA. He would EAT the LIZARD, and take LIA far away from her evil mother, the HORRIBLE Queen MARIE-ANTOINETTE, and HELP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a EXPLODING SNOWSTORM and SPARKLY ALBERT the SOLDIER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LIZARD from his story. HORRIBLE Queen MARIE-ANTOINETTE POKED out from behind a HEDGEHOG and struck AXEL dead. In the

[ineversaidthat]

I am... dumbfounded, Axel.

Surely you do not truly think me horrible - do you?

[glossy_fosse]

Once upon a time there has a young CHOREOGRAPHER named BOB. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the SPOONY forest when he met OVERENAMOURED FRED, a run-away COMPOSER from the SEXY Queen GWEN.

BOB could see that OVERENAMOURED FRED was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his ELASTIC PIZZA. OVERENAMOURED FRED was thankful for BOB's PIZZA, so he told BOB a very BLACK story about Queen GWEN's daughter LIZA. How her mother, the SEXY Queen GWEN, kept her locked away in a THEATRE protected by a gigantic CAT, because LIZA was so WITTY.

BOB PAUSED. He vowed to OVERENAMOURED FRED the COMPOSER that he would save the WITTY LIZA. He would SINGING the CAT, and take LIZA far away from her eveil mother, the SEXY Queen GWEN, and DROWNING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PASSIONATE RAIN and OVERENAMOURED FRED the COMPOSER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CAT from his story. SEXY Queen GWEN BENT out from behind a HAT and struck BOB dead. In the far off THEATRE you could hear a SIGH.

THE END.

[ac_princeps]

Once upon a time there has a young SENATOR named OCTAVIAN. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the DARK forest when he met BRONZE TERENTIUS, a run-away PREFECT from the BLUE Queen JULIA.

OCTAVIAN could see that BRONZE TERENTIUS was hungry so he reached into his AMPHORA and give him his DIFFICULT POLENTA. BRONZE TERENTIUS was thankful for OCTAVIAN's POLENTA, so he told OCTAVIAN a very KIND story about Queen JULIA's daughter SOSTRATA. How her mother, the BLUE Queen JULIA, kept her locked away in a BASILICA protected by a gigantic HORSE, because SOSTRATA was so SERIOUS.

OCTAVIAN ATTACKED. He vowed to BRONZE TERENTIUS the PREFECT that he would save the SERIOUS SOSTRATA. He would WRITE the HORSE, and take SOSTRATA far away from her eveil mother, the BLUE Queen JULIA, and UNDERSTAND her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a MONSTROUS STORM and BRONZE TERENTIUS the PREFECT began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSE from his story. BLUE Queen JULIA EMBRACED out from behind a COMPUTER and struck OCTAVIAN dead. In the far off

[malignedmaestro]

Once upon a time there has a young COMPOSER named ANTONIO SALIERI. He was BRILLIANTLY NOTHING in the QUICK forest when he met SNEAKY WOLFGANG MOZART, a run-away PRIMA DONNA from the QUIET Queen CATHARINA CAVALIERI.

ANTONIO SALIERI could see that SNEAKY WOLFGANG MOZART was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his CREATIVE YOGURT. SNEAKY WOLFGANG MOZART was thankful for ANTONIO SALIERI's YOGURT, so he told ANTONIO SALIERI a very FLAMBOYANT story about Queen CATHARINA CAVALIERI's daughter THERESA VON HELFERSDORFER. How her mother, the QUIET Queen CATHARINA CAVALIERI, kept her locked away in a OPERA HOUSE protected by a gigantic CAT, because THERESA VON HELFERSDORFER was so ELABORATE.

ANTONIO SALIERI JOGGED. He vowed to SNEAKY WOLFGANG MOZART the PRIMA DONNA that he would save the ELABORATE THERESA VON HELFERSDORFER. He would WALK the CAT, and take THERESA VON HELFERSDORFER far away from her eveil mother, the QUIET Queen CATHARINA CAVALIERI, and SING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CONFUSING TORNADO and SNEAKY