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[secretjewess]

I realize I have not been about in a while, but I have returned to voice my concern with one of our new arrivals, reina-de-espana. It is my hope that her intentions here are just and peaceful, but the atrocities committed in her name do give one pause. In the same year that Isabella of Castile sent Columbus packing for the West Indies, she also

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[immortalbard]

Fight -- and if she be also a lady, in mud or the KY Jelly.

[marius_sucks]

sulla_sucks showed up a while ago. It was a sad, sad day. What I did? Debated with him in the most Roman of styles, of course, and afterwords sweetly invited him for a poisonous cup of tea. *grins toothily*

[ada_col]

Be very lady like, and ignore it. Also, make snide asides. And don't forget to remind everyone, politely of course, how horrible a person she was.

[jean_moulin]

My dear Dona (if that is the name you would permit me to use), promise me you will alert me if you are in any way troubled by Reina de Espana, especially if it concerns your faith. I was well known in my time for vigorously defending the rights of Jews against Anti-Dryfusards and their ilk and intervened with the Nazis on behalf of many Jewish members of my community before being removed from my prefecture. Many of my lovers close, personal friends have been Jewish.

As for what to do when your nemesis shows up... Well, I wouldn't deign to declare him my nemesis (if for no other reason than because he'd enjoy it too much, little attention-whore), I found that the modern era offers us a fine tradation known as pwning. I've put it to interesting uses, myself and can heartily recommend the practice.

[secretjewess]

Monsieur, you've already done more than any humble words of gratitude could ever repay. I pray that you will accept my deepest admiration, and (I apologize, my typist is yanking me away. She says that you must loan her your little acquisition at your earliest convenience, to do I know not what. She is scaring me.)

May you go from strength to strength.

Your devoted servant,

Dona Gracia Mendes (Dona is simply a Spanish title of respect. It's supposed to have a tilde on the N, but my typist is too lazy to find one.)

[jean_moulin]

Ma chere Gracia (if I may be so bold),

Like myself, Klaus will always be at your disposal! However, there are some care and feeing instructions that attend him:

1. Do not feed him after midnight.
2. Do not feed his ego at all (this includes listening to him, I'm afraid. It's a shame, his ranting does have a insoucient Kafkaesque quality when he's on a roll).
3. Do not torment or insult him in anyway (we are his superiors, after all, though I'm sure this entire note goes without saying).

There are a few more, but I presume you get the gist of things. Just remember that Barbies are cheap playthings that don't last long if you put their head in the microwave.

[secretjewess]

Ah, my dear Jean, noble as ever. I did take the liberty of swiping Isabella's personal eye gouge, if ever you should change your mind about the prisoner.

[lifeamongdemons]

Generally, I refuse to answer her letters.

[jean_moulin]

Surely you have no nemesis, Madame Jackson?