Daily Advice Reading for 01/19/05
The World
Everything may come together today. By accepting responsibility for your own relationships, you could find yourself getting married, engaged, giving birth, finding a new romance, re-discovering your own sexuality, rekindling a relationship from the past, or experiencing some other manifestation of beauty, life, creation, or the arts. A sense of gratitude may pervade what you do today as you move away from the mundane, and there is the possibility of being part of a gathering or celebration that marks a special occasion or acknowledges a new beginning. A warm sensuality may wash over you during a time of introspection or quiet reflection, as you become aware that you are genuinely free and satisfied.
I think I'd stay in Dixie,
If I had the choice.
Let's begin
With the past in front
And all the things
You really don't care about now
It'd be exactly where I'm at
And to think
You got a grip
Look at yourself
Your lips are like two flaps of fat
They go front and back and flappity flap
I'm all staged
It's all an act
I'm really scared that I may fall back on the abstract
It'd be exactly where I'm at
If you're to be
The roaming eye
Pry it open and let me tell you why it sees
The harsh realities
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
if I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
who's that girl, that pretty young thing
after I fuck her she'll get up and sing
Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Aint got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time
got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
but I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
when Patty starts cryin' this is what I said
Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Are my lemons tied?
Is my hair in place?
Have I got a cute expression on my face?
Are my shoes all shined?
I try to keep in line
When I'm dancing in the show tonight
Does my shuffle step
Really look so good?
Am I doing it the way you think I should?
Would it be amiss
If I blew a kiss
When I'm dancing in the show tonight?
Showtime now is getting nearer
And I'm getting scared
Wish I could see in the mirror
If I'm all prepared
First you take a step
Then you point your toe
Hope I know it like I did a week ago
Am I standing straight?
I can hardly wait
Till I'm dancing in the show tonight
Showtime now is getting nearer
And I'm getting scared
Wish I could see in the mirror
If I'm all prepared
First you take a step
Then you point your toe
Hope I know it like I did a week ago
Am I standing straight?
I can hardly wait
Till I'm dancing in the show tonight
who can explain
all these thoughts
racking my mind
an endless barrage of shit
racking my mind
the eel offered his help
I can't understand
speaking it's truth
from the bank
now I can see
I can not repeal the words
Of the golden eel
I can not repeal the words
Of the golden eel
I can not reveal
The words of
The golden eel.