That's funny

The spring makes me feel happy in a tiny spot inside of my chest... but the rest is still pissed off

I got a new sony ericsson cell phone today... :( It is light and dark blue, has a colour screen, it weighs less than my other one, you can create ringtones on it, you can hook a camera up to it, and you can do a bunch of cool stuff with it but i really miss my old little red cell phone that i had for 3 years. I have come to realize that he was ( Read more... )

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"I used to masturbate to him... and it worked."

MUTHA TRUCKA...today was so slam, damn skippy! Maria and I went to the gasoline mart and we were trying to buy a pack of cigarettes. Then the guy said "are you girls over 18?" and maria said "Damn skippy were over 18." Then he replied "Good pretty lady because i was hoping i could bag ya..I MEAN, would you like a bag with this?" Then we left the ( Read more... )

TONGUE ACTION!!!


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Today i went to the doctor and got a physical exam. i was really excited because i hadn't been to the doctor's office in six years, and afterward i was going to go to a concert with this guy named Nick who i met a few months ago and i was planning to sleep over at his house. i wasn't going to tell my mom that, i told her that i was planning on ( Read more... )

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