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deadpan_snarker

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Aug 23, 2009 16:25

Bigfoot exists. It's big and hairy and can go invisible.

I have never wished so much before in my life that Hobbes was wrong about his conspiracy theories. Hope it's okay if I work on my cases at the apartment for a while. Don't really think it's good for me to be out and about right now.

...I feel so violated.

hobbes is actually right for once, p.s. it's a girl gland, bigfoot(s bigfeet?) like darien, *ic

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deadpan_snarker August 23 2009, 20:48:53 UTC

Yes, Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Whatever you want to call him.

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deadpan_snarker August 24 2009, 00:02:34 UTC

Of course you didn't.

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chanologist August 23 2009, 20:43:32 UTC

Hey, hey. I think I found a picture of you, being violated by bigfoot.

( ... )

deadpan_snarker August 23 2009, 20:48:11 UTC

Nah, I'm much sexier than he is.

chanologist August 23 2009, 20:48:56 UTC

Guess that's why Bigfoot fancied it.

deadpan_snarker August 23 2009, 20:52:47 UTC

Doesn't help my ego any.

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itsbritish August 24 2009, 04:14:17 UTC

Got a bit of the hairy man inside, eh?

deadpan_snarker August 24 2009, 20:39:58 UTC

...ugh.

itsbritish August 24 2009, 20:41:06 UTC

Come on, then, it's not all bad. Got an interesting story to tell.

deadpan_snarker August 24 2009, 20:42:41 UTC

...yes, I will my children tales about how I nearly got raped by something that shouldn't exist.

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mrbigandbad August 25 2009, 01:47:00 UTC

Bigfoot has superpowers?

deadpan_snarker August 25 2009, 02:18:57 UTC

Yep. Explains why it's been hard to find it.

mrbigandbad August 25 2009, 17:56:16 UTC

So what happened to him?