Comments | deadpandevourer: Illusion 5

deadpandevourer

Illusion 5

Dec 30, 2008 23:08

The MAIN CHARACTER ELIMINATION CHALLENGE will now commence.

Let me ( introduce the contestants... )

laron, laharl, black mage, gig, gintoki, izuna

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deadpandevourer January 1 2009, 06:23:59 UTC

Second event is fighting.

*throws a tentacled monstrosity at each contestant*

Please defeat it quickly and elegantly.

jump_isforkids January 1 2009, 06:32:20 UTC

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH *sprints at the tentacled monstrosity, slicing off tentacle after tentacle with powerful swings of his wooden sword*

Always remember...TO THROW AWAY THE MONTHS-OLD FERMENTED NATTO LEFT IN YOUR FRIIIIIIIIIDGE

*killing blow to the monster's eye*

deadpandevourer January 1 2009, 06:50:52 UTC

50 points!

jump_isforkids January 1 2009, 07:26:24 UTC

*starts vomiting* AAAAAUGH EW gross tentacle monster pleugh

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deadpandevourer January 1 2009, 07:25:18 UTC

Third event is talents.

Show me a unique and interesting talent.

eatinurworld January 1 2009, 07:26:21 UTC

*explodes Guu with dark fire*

1/3 deadpandevourer January 1 2009, 07:28:03 UTC

2/3 deadpandevourer January 1 2009, 07:28:23 UTC

*brushes self off*

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deadpandevourer January 1 2009, 07:55:21 UTC

The bonus round is the bribe round.

Give me a present for extra points.

oathofhonor January 1 2009, 07:58:21 UTC

This is the stupidest competition I've ever seen, and that includes the olive contest in Diomeda.

I can't believe you're spending this much effort on this.

deadpandevourer January 1 2009, 07:59:04 UTC

WE HAVE A LAST-MINUTE CONTESTANT.

Give me a present.

oathofhonor January 1 2009, 08:12:53 UTC

I'm a what now? A present?

uhhh....I don't have a lot of things on me. Here, here's a good luck charm I got from this guy I met. hopefully it'll bring you more luck than it brought him.

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