Superbowl Post + Ads I Despised

[deadpanwalking]

Planters - Perfume

A conventionally unattractive (unibrow, muffin top, goofy teeth, etc.) woman goes about her day as a number of conventionally attractive guys (broad shoulders, strong jaw line, full head of hear, etc.) gawk, flirt, and pretty much do everything short of humping her leg in order to convey the fact that they are, against all odds

Comments

[wilhemina]

what about victoria's secret?

[kittymalicious]

adrianna lima, writhing, in slow motion? the guys i was watching the super bowl with got strangely quiet. A!

[vesper2000]

The Planter's ad featured the girl scenting hereself with cashews, which makes all the difference.

I sort of liked the Bridgestone spots, with the screaming forest animals and the swerving to avoid Alice Cooper (who wouldn't?), as well as the e*trade investing baby ("First of all, don't worry about it, I look young but you don't know how old I am.")

Those salesgenie.com spots were born in the fires of hell, that's for sure.

[deadpanwalking]

Yeah, that's a good point, cashews don't immediate incite nausea.

[quba]

Man, I just read this and it stands the test of time. Only two of the videos don't work anymore!